Alan threw us a farewell "party" with pizzas, chicken nuggets, chicken drumsticks and Coca Cola, apparently touched by the farewell card which we surprised him with last Friday. On first impression, the pizzas reminded me of the skit which The Onion did about Dominos revealing that in the past few years, have been serving people garbage.
"Decreasing the nutritional value and increasing the repulsiveness of the pizza only makes them more popular." Ahahahaha hahaha haha.
Ahahaha hahaha haha ha.